Oh come the fuck on! Captain, you are making Dr. McCoy uncomfortable. You’re looking at your first officer in an entirely gooey manner. Your face looks like a bowl of ice cream melting in the microwave. Kirk, do you absolutely need to hold onto that lever and be millimeters from touching a Vulcan? Look at McCoy, he’s not hanging onto anything, so there’s no need for all that. Spock, are you projecting Vulcan pheromones because you look decidedly unperturbed that Kirk isn’t listening to a goddamn word you say. Just look away, Jim. You’re making Bones sad. He just wants to ride in the turbolift with his superior officers and not have to feel a wave of dirty manlust radiating in his direction every time. Have some shame, you two.